December 2011
26 posts
The day he found out Angelina Jolie was adopting...
brianbees:
I’M RICH BITCH!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Advice for young poets?
Anonymous asked: That photographer jawn you hang out with is pretty awesome. You should give her $20.
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That damn Hyundai commercial
The Hyundai commercial where homie is rapping “Whatchu know about dual heated outside mirrors” or whatever the fuck dude says, really, really, REALLY irritates the fuck outta me. The beat. The wack dude they have “spitting.” Nails… on… a… fucking… chalkboard…
SHOUT OUT...
To all the parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, & cousins who will be forced to eat a child’s easy bake oven food today. Yes, it will taste like broiled dry wall. YES, it will be as hard as a hockey puck. But you will eat that culinary disaster anyway. Because she will smile.
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Watchlocksandglasses:
sharvondaphotog:
missdearie:
candyklainer:
Kai’s “controversial” poem. This topic I can definitely relate to as someone who was told in high school that I “act white” because I got straight A’s, and in college, “I thought you were stupid until you spoke” because I’m black. (Had to compress it all crazy to get it to upload to Tumblr. It had to be removed from “other...
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Watchsharvondaphotog:
missdearie:
candyklainer:
Kai’s “controversial” poem. This topic I can definitely relate to as someone who was told in high school that I “act white” because I got straight A’s, and in college, “I thought you were stupid until you spoke” because I’m black. (Had to compress it all crazy to get it to upload to Tumblr. It had to be removed from “other outlets” due to verbal...
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A Christmas Story
I successfully navigated another Holiday Season without watching “A Christmas Story.” I’ve never watched it, and I never will! :)
Dear homie in Target with the face tattoos.
Did you really try to pretend to be upset when folks stared at your face? That IS the reason you got it right? So people would stare right? Stop frauding like the attention is too much. Stop frauding like you just wish you could go into a Target and blend in.
“To become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave”
– Assata Shakur (via black-culture)
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That Chinese moment
Sharvy and I had an entire conversation online today while sitting 2 feet from each other in a Starbucks. We laughed and no one knew wtf was going on. I felt guilty at first because people probably thought we were laughing at them. It’s how I feel in Chinese stores when I order food and they laugh and speak in their language. I’m feeling real accomplished right now for no reason.
My feelings are hurt
locksandglasses:
not really though. Some girl just called me an “uppity bitch” on one of my youtube videos. I think it’s the girl who was hittin my ask box saying that racism isn’t an issue and black people are over-reacting… I guess she’s bitter about me setting her straight.
It’s cool though… some jawns are just rude… the world be like that sometimes.
Uppity…. she just called a black...
This Common shit...
goes hard. I think people forgot Com is a Southside Chicago dude. I needed this in my life
afrosandarticulation:
for all the people who are aware of how much i fail and still love me
thank you
you don’t have to raise your hand nearly as much as others.
Fake QOTD
Bitches Aint Shit
- Sampson
Shoutout to Nerdy Hipsters
I salute you. You patient bastards waited years and years for your vibe to come back in style. Homie that just walked in Starbucks looked like he hit the Nerdy Hipster powerball. He has his jeans tightrolled and all. Bravo homie!
Fuckery
In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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YUP! Teacher jawns be jawnin!
I hate Christmas song remixes
Yo, WTF. There’s a version of “Do you hear what I hear” playing in Starbucks. But it’s like a 70s lounge version of it. Like this is the shit they’d listen to in Threes Company with butterfly collared shirts on. I swear I’m bout to smack the life out of the Starbucks DJ.
The Plunge
So according to Kavindu and Safi (two of life’s greatest etceteras), I’ve had a secret tumblr since last summer. Perhaps I do. And if I do, you’ll never find it. But yall can follow this one now :)
I’m here!!!!!!!!!